During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these 4 religious truths:



1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.



2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.



3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.



4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.

...why you always take 2 Baptists with you when you go fishing?  Because if you only take one, he'll drink all of your beer!

Not to pick on the Baptist, but do you know why Baptist opposse pre-marital sex?

It might lead to dancing!