This is an oldie, but it just crossed my desk again.  

So, why is a dog man’s best friend? Well, if when you left your house,  you inadvertently locked both your wife (or SO) and your dog in the garage and didn’t return for two hours, which one be excited and happy to see you? 🐶 or 👿

Thought it was because dogs don't talk 🤣

How true……..but they both can bark at you!