As we age, we tend to end up seeing more of the medical establishment.
For example, my internist referred me to a female urologist.
I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous.  She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy.
She told me that I have to stop masturbating.
When I asked her why, she said, 'Because I'm trying to examine you...'

My internist retired, and I had to pick a new primary care physician. I reviewed the list of physicians in the medical group, and selected a recent grad from medical school.

The doctor comes in, starts to go over my history and chart. She notices that it has been a while since I've had a prostate exam, and decides that I'm duet.

So I bend my knees and exhale, as she starts to massage my prostate to squeeze out some prostatic fluid onto a slide. Well, despite trying not recall previous sessions with providers, I start to get some wood.

She says "That is a normal reaction." Without thinking I say "Yes, I know."

And then I have to bite my lip before I say "but usually I have to ask for the provider to dress up like a doctor."