"Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina
for a day"

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20
feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes BEFORE
closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for
more, without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have
it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.

and, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with
a vagina...

1. Finally find that damned G-spot!

And if a Women had penis

Ten things a women would do if she had a penis,...

10.  Get ahead faster in Corporate America

9. Get a Blowjob

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal

6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistantly

5. Find out what it is like to be at the end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch/shift yourself in public without any thought as to how improper it may be to others

3. Jump up and down with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks

2. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his penis

And the NUMBER ONE thing a woman would do if she had a penis,...

1. Repeat Number 9.

I don't have any problem finding "that damn G-spot."