JOE WAKES UP AND DECIDES HE DOESN'T FEEL WELL ENOUGH FOR WORK TODAY SO HE CALLS THE BOSS AND EXPLAINS HE IS ILL AND WON'T MAKE IT. THE BOSS ASKS JOE WHAT IS THE PROBLEM AND JOE EXPLAINS HE HAS ANAL BLINDNESS AFTER A PAUSE THE BOSS ASKS WELL WHAT IS THAT? JOE SAYS "I CAN'T SEE MY ASS COMING INTO WORK TODAY"

the medical term to confuse the boss is called rectal glaucoma,

Is it as contagious as pink eye?

Right now, I think my entire office has a bad case of Psychosomatic Constipation.

None of us really give a shit.