This fella goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, I've got a rash round my cock, have you got anything for it?"

The doctor said "put this on and come back next week if it doesn't work."

The bloke comes back the next week and the cream hadn't worked so he tells the doctor and the doctor gives him more cream and tells him to come back next week if it doesn't work.

The bloke comes back and the cream still hasn't worked so the doctor says "Drop your pants."

The man drops his pants and the doctor has a look and tells him to put a different cream on. The man then says "Doctor it's worked!! What was that?"

The doctor replies "Lipstick remover"

I first heard that in 5th grade, 1953.  Hasn't changed a bit.

Thanks for sharing a greak joke.  I loved it.     Gordon

It took him 3 visits before the doc actually took a look?

And what type of lipstick was it that it stayed on so long and didn't wash off.