The doctor says:

"Well, lucky for you, there's another doctor in the office is an expert on that.  Hey Ralph:  I got another customer for you in here."

Quick thinker !!!!

I went to the doctor's office the other day and found out my new
doctor is a young female...drop-dead gorgeous!!

I was embarrassed, but she said "Don't worry, I'm a professional
and I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out."

I said "My wife thinks my dick tastes funny

The patient could also be a closet homosexual?