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You don't want to do the prep if you already have a colostomy bag. Now THAT is an unpleasant experience, one that I suffered through right before Halloween. That was in preparation for resection surgery on Halloween. Colostomy was for a perforated colon caused by chemo for a cancer not of the colon. However, I can say that with the right mind set positive outcomes are certainly achievable.

That according to the proctologist who did a colonoscopy on my today.

Seriously, if you are over 50, get one.   It's hard to find colostomy bags that will match your shoes.

Been a while since I had one. Do you still have to go through that gruesome process of drinking the gallon of orange rustoleum the evening before?

foul tasting chemicals that you have to wash down with 48 oz of water within an hour.  There are two doses, one the night before, and the second four hours before the procedure.   It was only marginally less revolting and I'm not sure it was worth the $90.

I guess the "end" result is the same Lol. My first time I was doing the prep on Halloween which seemed kind of appropriate. Not a pleasant process but I am partial to having functioning bowels so I do it when the doc says it is time.

You don't want to do the prep if you already have a colostomy bag. Now THAT is an unpleasant experience, one that I suffered through right before Halloween. That was in preparation for resection surgery on Halloween. Colostomy was for a perforated colon caused by chemo for a cancer not of the colon. However, I can say that with the right mind set positive outcomes are certainly achievable.

This might bring a smile to your lips or somewhere else. LOL!

..if the Clown who sits in the Oval Office and oversees the 1600 Comedy Club has his colonoscopy done,  the Gastroenterologist will probably find the clown's tax returns.

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