He saw a 7 inch long white pipe appear from the middle of the priest's gown!

Pew!

END OF MESSAGE

$$Millions paid to settle lawsuits involving pedophiles in  robes and counting!    

"What others find humorous, you may not. If you are thin skinned or otherwise easily offended, proceed with caution."   "Thin skinned" explains you, not me.

I Just think your attempt at humor sucks.

and quite often don't even make sense.

 
It's not that you tend to drift towards the subject of the Church and pedophilia, but rather that the jokes don't make a point and don't have any elements needed to make humor like irony or similar disconnects that the mind interprets as humor.   They don't even connect to everyday experience.

 
Please take this criticism seriously and work on your material, or find some other sources.  It will be for your own good.

Since you at least participate on here, consider me a well-wisher please.

Humor is defined as being "amusing" and "comical". Pedophilia is not humorous. I suggest you might explore putting posts such as this on the Politics and Religion board.

His posts on P&R are even less funny than what he tries to pass off as jokes here.

 
My suggestion would be that he put posts like these on another internet site, or better yet, not post them ANYWHERE and keep his idiotic and unfunny thoughts to himself.