. . . . if this has been posted before.  I am relatively new to the site, so I don't know the history of prior jokes.  I was reminded of this joke by a provider who "squirts."

A man walks into a bar and orders a triple shot of bourbon.  As soon as the drink is poured, he guzzles down the entire glass.  The bartender raises an eyebrow, but before he can speak the man orders another triple shot, and again chugs it down.

At this point the bar tender speaks up and says, "Wow, I take it we're celebrating some special occasion, eh?"

Somewhat glumly, the man replies, "yeah, I guess you could say that."

"Well," asks the bartender, "what's the big event?"

"Oh, my first blow job," the man sighs.

"Hey," the bartender lights up, "but that's great!  Your first blow job, that is something to celebrate.  Tell you what, I'll pour you another drink, this one's on the house."

"No," said the man, "don't bother.  If two triple shots of bourbon didn't get rid of the taste, a third one's not gonna help."