I was sitting in at a restaurant counter enjoying lunch when I had a tremendous gastric attack and had to really fart to relieve my pain.  Unfortunately, the restaurant was crowded and I couldn't just let one rip, but I came up with an idea.  The music was playing rather loud and I decided that if I time the release of my gas at times when the music was the loudest, nobody would notice.  Not soon after I thought of my ingenious play, a part of the music being play became loud and I was able to squeeze a rather healthy fart out in time with the music.  I held on until another part of the music became loud and again I was able to relieve the pressure in my intestines.  To my amazement, I was able to time all of my farts with the music.  Satisfied with my accomplishment, I went back to enjoying my lunch when I noticed everyone giving me strange looks.  That's when I realized I was wearing earphones