Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt
Sanchez
tried to wash
his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course.
Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed
to
straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his
dismay,
one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with
Sanchez's
scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who
immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his
perch. Unfortunately for
Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the
ground than
his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link
Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was
plucked from
him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was
compressed
and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the
rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new
$300.00 driver that he had
just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself .Sanchez
was
rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked
to leave the course.

*crossing my legs !