So the religious bigot VP went for his annual physical, all expenses paid by the taxpayers.     He was asked to take off his clothes and handed a gown, you know the typical one at hospital that opens in the back with strings to tie it up.    The VP refusesdto wear the gown>

Doctor:   Mr. VP you are supposed to be wearing the hospital gown.
VP: I refuse to wear, are you kidding me
Doctor: Excuse me what seems to be the problem
VP: I am god fearing devout Christian and you want me to wear  a gay wedding gown?

Anything erotic and any thing with humor.

Mod please move this to the too inane to mean anything board.  OP does not yet get the idea of this board.

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