So the religious bigot VP went for his annual physical, all expenses paid by the taxpayers.     He was asked to take off his clothes and handed a gown, you know the typical one at hospital that opens in the back with strings to tie it up.    The VP refusesdto wear the gown>

Doctor:   Mr. VP you are supposed to be wearing the hospital gown.
VP: I refuse to wear, are you kidding me
Doctor: Excuse me what seems to be the problem
VP: I am god fearing devout Christian and you want me to wear  a gay wedding gown?