A man who had recently lost an arm in an unfortunate accident is walking through a park. Totally dejected by his loss and contemplating suicide as he mopes through the park, he looks up to see another man missing both arms who is jumping in the air clapping his feet together over and over. He thinks to himself... wow maybe life isn't over for me! He makes his way over to the man and says excuse me sir... what an inspiration you are. Here I was thinking life was over because I lost an arm and here you are missing both arms and jumping around happy as can be!
The man stops and says "Are you fucking crazy? I'm just trying to scratch my nuts!!!"