Erotic Humor

Old saying
CENZO1 162 Reviews 3715 reads
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A boat and a trophy wife have a lot of things in common. They both have feminine names and you refer to them as she/her. They both command and attract a lot of attention. You are proud to show them off to your friends. You find yourself purchasing things that enhance their sleek lines. Your ego swells when you hear a compliment about them.

And so it goes on until that day you realize that you are more involved in maintaining them than you are actually in them.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 232 reads
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Boat:   A hole in the water into which one pours all their money.

-- Modified on 3/21/2021 8:29:21 AM

GaGambler 191 reads
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robsul2004 124 Reviews 154 reads
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B.O.A.T. - Bring On Another Thousand

lester_prairie 12 Reviews 159 reads
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The two happiest days of your life are buying a boat, and selling it.

CENZO1 162 Reviews 166 reads
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....if it’s a trophy wife, you won’t be “selling” her. You will continue to pay and pay and pay. Unless you had a sharp attorney and have an ironclad pre nup.

GaGambler 164 reads
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Unless you take her out on that boat to go "fishing" Natalie Wood style. lol

 
Hey, accidents happen. Right?

WICardinalfan 37 Reviews 177 reads
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A wise man once told me,

"A boat can fuck you, but you cannot fuck a boat".

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