> Sadly, Dave was born without ears, and  though he proved to be successful
in
> business, his problem annoyed him greatly.  One day he needed to hire a
new
> manager for  his company, so he set up three interviews.
> The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to know and was very
> interesting.  But at the end of the interview, Dave asked  him, "Do you
> notice anything different about me?"
> "Why, yes, I couldn't help but notice that you have no  ears," came the
> reply.
> Dave did not appreciate his candor and threw him out of the office.
> The second  interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the
> first guy.  But he asked her the same question:  "Do you notice anything
> different about me?"
> "Well," she said stammering, "you have no ears."
> Dave again got upset and chucked her out in a rage.
> The third and final interviewee was the best of the bunch, he was a young
> man who had  recently earned his MBA.  He was smart. He was handsome, and
he
> seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together.  Dave
was
> anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question: "Do you
> notice anything different about me?"
> Much to his surprise, the young man  answered, "Yes, you wear contact
> lenses, don't you?"
> Dave was shocked and realized this was an incredibly observant person.
"How
> in the world  did you know that?", he asked.
> The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied,
"Well,
> it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no God Damm ears!"
>
>