Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.  It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.  Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.
         
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:  MOUNT & DO.
           
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means  that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.