A man went in for a brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the architect's brain which would cost him $10,000 or the politician's which cost $100,000.
"Does that mean that the politician's brain is much better than the architect's?" asked the man.
"Not exactly," replied the surgeon, "the politician's has never been used."
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