John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal,
his mother couldn't help but noticing how beautiful John's roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship betwwen John and his
roomate, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the
evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there
was more between John and his roomate than met the eye. Reading his
mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking,
but I assure you Julie and I are just roomates!"
About a week later Julie came to John saying,

"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?
"John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be
sure."

So he sat and wrote:
"Dear Mother,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying that you 'didn't' take the gravy ladle. But the fact of the
matter remains that one has been missing ever sine you were here for
dinner.

Love John"

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read:


"Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that
you 'don't' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was
sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love Mom"


Lesson of the day..........
Don't lie to Your Mother!