This Woman  walks into a bar....she sits down with the first guy sitting at the bar....she looks at him, and smiles and says very sexily " Hey there baby..I bet you a drink I have a rhyme that just can't be beat!" He looks at her  and says " O.K. you're on""
She smiles and says:
""Oh what a tragedy it would be if my....Pussy....Floated off into the Sea!
The man was stumped. What the hell kind of come back could anyone retort??? So, he buys her a drink.
This Sexxxy woman makes it down the whole bar and gets free drinks off this Rhyme.....
Then...
She comes to the very last guys at the end of the bar.
She smiles wickedly and says "Hey baby...I bet you a drink I have a Rhyme that just cannot be beat.
He says "O.k. your on!!!"
She looks at him and smiles "Oh what a tragedy it would be if my pussy floated off into the sea"  
He smiles coyly....and reply's "If that day would ever come to pass I'd wrap my Balls around my Ass, I'd use my Dick as an Oar and Row that Pussy Back To Shore"
She bought her first round ever!