-Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. -Man who put face in punch bowl get punch in nose. -Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. -Foolish man give wife grand piano; wise man give wife upright organ. -It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. -Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. -Two wrongs don't make right, but three rights make left.
: Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
-Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. -Man who put face in punch bowl get punch in nose. -Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. -Foolish man give wife grand piano; wise man give wife upright organ. -It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. -Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. -Two wrongs don't make right, but three rights make left.
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