Q: How did the blonde try to kill the fish?
A: She tried to drown it!

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff!

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it!

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture!

Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees!