This, supposedly is to be the #3 best Adult joke of 2010.  And I would also suppose that it's the best #3 joke.....based on whomever was polled.....right..??  I hadn't seen this contest before....so I'm sharing it with you now.  The other 3 jokes....I have seen before and so have you.



One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.

The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'

The husband, rejected, turns over.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?'


-- Modified on 12/5/2010 12:19:03 PM

This joke came in third place in 1957!!!

Again..!!??

It starts out the same way, until the husband asks:
"Do you have a proctologist appointment too?"