This, supposedly is to be the #3 best Adult joke of 2010. And I would also suppose that it's the best #3 joke.....based on whomever was polled.....right..?? I hadn't seen this contest before....so I'm sharing it with you now. The other 3 jokes....I have seen before and so have you.
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.
The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'
The husband, rejected, turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?'
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