A group of military Officers are standing around talking when a Lieutenant
 said, "I feel that having sex is 80% fun and 20% work."
 
 Captain responded by saying, "No, I think that having sex is more work than
 that. I would say that it is 60% fun and 40% work."
 
 Then a Major says, "No, having sex is definitely way more work than that.
 I would say that it is 20% fun and 80% work."
 
 They are all contemplating these revelations when a private walks by. The
 officers call the Private over to ask his opinion.
 
 The Major says, "Excuse me, Private, we are having a discussion and would
 like your input. The Lieutenant says that having sex is 80% fun and 20%
 work. The Captain says that having sex is 60% fun and 40% work. I say that
 having sex is 20% fun and 80% work. Private, what is your opinion?"
 
 The Private smiles and says, "Sir, you are all wrong. Having sex must be
 100% fun because if there was any work involved, you would have the
 enlisted men doing it for you."



Got that right!!!