I know that he hasn't even been burried or creamated yet, but this was way to good to not forward it to the humor board.

Did you hear about MJ's last wish before dying? He asked if Hasbro Toys would do him an honor. Since he was 90% plastic, he asked if he could be melted down into toys, that way children could play with him for a change!

I know, corny but fresh off the presses.

I would if he were a pedophile!

The only reason he got accused is because he stopped paying the families bills.

He wouldn't settle the civil suit for mega millions the day before he has to be deposed for no reason.  Fondling a 13 year old's penis is hard to prove criminally.  The circumstantial evidence is overwhelming. The guy was a nutcase pedophile no doubt.  Serious father issues, go figure.

Great talent, I just can't get past the weirdness.