Lord Save Me From Truman!
Many years ago, there was a popular cigarette brand called Lucky Strike. Its motto was "Lucky Strike means fine tobacco," or LSMFT. Any old timers here remember what LSMFT also came to mean?
I think I learned that. before I even knew what straps and tits were.
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