Not a joke, but I swear it's the truth!
I recently received a text from one of my favorite providers saying "I'm bored sweetie, talk dirty to me, k?"
I responded with "Can I cum on your titties tonite"???
(I accidentally sent it to my boss)
She wasn't amused.
I'm now working at another job in another state!
LOL.......Oh well!

Too funny.... I guess it could have been worse.... You culd have sent it to your mom

Hehe loved it
Ashley