Not a joke, but I swear it's the truth! I recently received a text from one of my favorite providers saying "I'm bored sweetie, talk dirty to me, k?" I responded with "Can I cum on your titties tonite"??? (I accidentally sent it to my boss) She wasn't amused. I'm now working at another job in another state! LOL.......Oh well!
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