A provider friend of mine called her gynecologist today

Provider: Doc you're giving me the wrong hormone pills!

Doctor: No way.. I couldn't make a mistake like that.. I've been practicing for 40 years.

Provider: Listen Motherfucker you gave me the wrong shit!!

Doctor: How do you know??

Provider: I've got hair growing down my chest

Doctor: Well how far is it growing?

Provider: All the way down to my Dick!

Thought I'd share this before my cardio