was feeling quite horny for fun,
 
   and I don't like the sex that's for one;

   so I made just one call,

   for a blonde who is tall,

  'cuz she sucks on my cock 'til I cum.

MaxSk

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There once was a girl from Peru
Who said she had nothing to do
She sat on some stairs
And counted cunt hairs
Four thousand, six hundred and two