1. What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet

2.What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke

3. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.

4. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.  
 
5. What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes.

6. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker; the other's a crack snacker.

7. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 govt workers?
100 people that don't do Dick.