Two murderers were led to the execution chamber and given the last rites.
The warden gave a short speech, said a final prayer, and then asked the first murderer, "Do you have a last request?"
He replied, "Yes, sir, I do. I want to listen to Kenny G's latest CD while I die."
"Certainly," replied the warden.
He then turned to the other murderer. "And do you have a last request?"
He said, "Yeah. Kill me first!"