Two murderers were led to the execution chamber and given the last rites. The warden gave a short speech, said a final prayer, and then asked the first murderer, "Do you have a last request?" He replied, "Yes, sir, I do. I want to listen to Kenny G's latest CD while I die." "Certainly," replied the warden. He then turned to the other murderer. "And do you have a last request?" He said, "Yeah. Kill me first!"
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