A husband and wife go off to bed. As soon as they
settle down, the man leans over and whispers softly
"hey snuggle boopy boops, your  little hubby  wubby
isn't quite ready for nite-nite yet."

The wife takes the hint and says "OK, but I have
to use the bathroom  first."

So off she goes, but on her way back she trips
over a piece of carpet  and lands flat on her face.
Her husband jumps up concerned. "Oh my  little hunny
bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"

No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they
have mad passionate  sex for  two hours.

Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom
again, but on her way she  trips over the same piece
of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the
floor.

Her husband looks over and grunts, "Clumsy
bitch."