OK, a couple of probable oldies but goodies. Senario #1: If the Jamestown settlers had shot a cat instead of a turkey, we all might be eating pussy for Thanksgiving. And senario #2: If they had shot a donkey instead of a turkey, we'd all be having a piece of ass for Thankgiving. Either way it beats turkey in my book. Ciao!

It wasn't Jamestown. It was the pilgrims at Plymouth. Happy turkey day!!!1

There's plenty of argument around where the first "official" Thanksgiving Dinner was held, but there's no argument that the Jamestown settlers held a "thanksgiving dinner" in 1619, predating the Plymouth Rock party by two years.