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"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas  decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

Other than fact most House old gutters will not hold 225 LBS When he let go I will most like hurt his lower back and would only be able to see under fead providers. When I was 19 I could jump off co. buildings this way but now That I 30 I whish I never did and I don't do much juming now at all.

Reminds me when I threatened my nosy neighbors with putting two male blow up dolls on my balcony.

And what if someone had gotten injured on your property trying to come to your "rescue?"