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mrfisher 115 Reviews 326 reads
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I once got a blow job where the gal left bite marks.  It put me out of commission for weeks and weeks.  If I had had an  SO then, I would have been in deep doo-doo.

I had to stop seeing the provider, and other than that, she was great.

I could have gotten an infection too

Littledookey1169 reads

After being married only a few weeks , my friends are asking - how do I like it ! I tell them that the hardest part about being recently married is that I cannot get use to pulling myself away from a warm body and going home to my wife !

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PandorasBoxers359 reads

It's waking up next to a person that is more like a roommate than a spouse, without benefits.  Thankfully we have the hobby :-)  Not funny but I had to vent after getting my first bad blowjob of my life a few days ago.

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2648667329 reads

I had no idea there was such a thing. Guess I don't get out enough. Reminds me of a stupid old joke.

How would a man described the worst blowjob of his life?    

Fantastic.

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mrfisher327 reads

I once got a blow job where the gal left bite marks.  It put me out of commission for weeks and weeks.  If I had had an  SO then, I would have been in deep doo-doo.

I had to stop seeing the provider, and other than that, she was great.

I could have gotten an infection too

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2648667259 reads

That's ridiculous! I wonder if she was trying to get guys with SO's caught. Or else she's a damn vampire!

Posted By: mrfisher
I once got a blow job where the gal left bite marks.  It put me out of commission for weeks and weeks.  If I had had an  SO then, I would have been in deep doo-doo.  
   
 I had to stop seeing the provider, and other than that, she was great.  
   
 I could have gotten an infection too.  
   
 

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