After 17-years of marriage, my wife was still questioning me about my past.

"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the ten thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with..??"  

"Baby, " I protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit."

She promised she wouldn't get angry, and I finally decided to tell her.

"Okay," I said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen....."

Just another reason I'm divorced.

LMFAO