A man on Vacation in Italy is walking in the countryside when he spots a group of men on a hill in the distance hooting and hollering to each other.  As he approaches he sees a man walk up the hill to loud cheers and slaps on the back.

Walking up the hill he spots another man run down the hill into a herd of sheep.  He is stunned to see the man strip naked exposing an erect penis which he promptly enters a sheep and begins to start wildly fucking.  All this to the wild cheers of the crowd of men.

Reaching the top of the hill the traveler is befriended by the other men and offered a bottle of wine from which he takes a large gulp.  Continuing to drink, he watches the spectacle as one after another the group of men all run down to take their turn with a sheep.  Eventually, he becomes curious enough to ask the man next to him what the hell was going on?

With a glowing excited expression the man explains that sex with a sheep is the most wonderful sensation in the world and he goes into depth on how great it feels.  With the wine starting to take effect the traveler begins to wonder what it would really feel like and eventually decides that he too would like to try it out.

With that he runs down the hill, strips naked and grabs a sheep.  As he continues he starts to really feel incredible and eventually explodes into the sheep.  Fully spent and satisfied he walks back up to the top of the hill to total silence.....All the men looking disgustedly at him and some with even outright anger in their eyes.

"What?" He asks timidly.  To which he hears the response:

"Did you have to fuck the ugliest sheep!?!"

-- Modified on 5/16/2011 12:13:58 AM