review decoder....

REVIEW DECODER


I love women........ My wife and i havent had sex in 8 years

Down-to-earth........ boring

Energetic ........ uses viagra or cocaine

Discreet ........Significantly Othered

Incall or Outcall  ........ not married, lives nearby.

Baby fat........... is shaped like a real woman, not a barbie doll

Called a couple times........ Telephone Stalker

Wrote back and forth....... answered my email, for 2 weeks

Doesn't like screening........ You will never get an appointment, ever

she was Punctual........ awake and alone when i knocked 30 minutes early OR she was early and i forgot to turn the porn off the tv

Educated........ can talk

Spends time getting to know you........ DATY, DFK

Girl-next-door.......... she looks like his young daughter's Hot friends

Mature............. really Old looking

Classy..........Bathes

Sensitive.......... when i came in 2 seconds, she continued to suck on it and didnt make me feel like a loser

she Loves meeting new people.......... wants you to introduce her to your friends

Sensual..........Turns Cellphone to vibrate

Gives Referrals..........Wants to get some mileage later

Deposit using Pay Pall..........Wants a done deal

Sophisticated.......... taught me a new position

Interested in 3 somes......... doesnt know he's gay

Would like you to bring a friend..........Attracted to your friend

Smoker.......... smokes

Non-Smoker.......... cant tell she smokes

Doesn't do drugs.......... or you cant tell

Wants you to email unblurred pictures.......... he is Butt Ugly, but god forbid you are not what he expected!

Elegant Dinner Companion.......... she lets you grope her under the table

she Has a Tight butt..........  he is probably gay

he says he is attractive...... was on the high school football team

Retirement..........Significantly Othered

Coming out of retirement.......... was dumped

Holiday Special.......... cheap

Light Domination..........Med. Domination

a onetime experience.......... only got off once

Has nice apartment.......... no evidence of previous client in view

Very accommodating..........you can get away with almost anything

Wants multiple pops....... will cum the minute he is in your mouth

doggie, bbbj, cowgirl, bbbj, reverse cowgirl, bbbjtc..... i came in 2 seconds and i never could get hard again

Very Accomodating #2 ........... when you cum in 2 seconds, she actually tries to get you up for a second go