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dearhunter 6198 reads
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Italian Pregnancy

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'  

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.  

I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shot gun, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him ....................


'You gonna  try again.'

NEWBATTERY 6490 reads
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Here's why I really liked that joke.  As in any little Italian family, who's been raised in and around a Catholic Chirch.....they are taught that the "family" is the most impotant thing in life.  Yet, when the sums for the daughter's pregnancy get high enough, and offers of factories and a plush bank account are tossed in......well, it's like I always say....."Brother....there ain't nuthin' that's not for sale..!!"  And...so it goes.

URMANINBLUE 8 Reviews 7332 reads
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I am a Comedian and it's great to see people that make others laugh without ALWAYS resorting to cursing and off-color material. I feel if you can make people laugh...and you're CLEAN...then you're WAY ahead of the game.....just my 2 cents.

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