The couple tell St. Peter they would love to have their earthly wish fulfilled by being married in Heaven. Saint Peter promises to "do what he can" to make their wish come true. A year goes by, then another with no word from Saint Peter about the wedding. Finally, after five years have passed, the couple approach Saint Peter again to remind him of their request.

"I know, I know," he says. "It's on my mind every day, but you are going to have to be patient. You're here for eternity, you know. What's a few years compared to eternity?"

Another five years go by and suddenly Saint Peter tells the couple he has arranged the whole thing. They are married in this huge, spectacular wedding and everybody attends with joy all around for the special couple.

A year later, the couple approach Saint Peter and explain, they are sorry, but things aren't working out in their marriage.

Saint Peter slaps his forehead and exclaims, "It took me ten years to find you a priest and now you want me to find you a lawyer?!"