A wealthy hospital benefactress was touring the local hospital one day when
she passed a room where the male patient was masturbating.

"Oh, my God," said the lady.  "That's disgraceful.  Why is he doing that?"

The doctor leading the tour explained, "I'm very sorry, but this man has an
extremely serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen.
If he doesn't do that 5 times a day, they'll explode and he'll die within minutes."

Oh my, that's terrible!" exclaimed the lady.

In the next room they could see a female nurse giving her male patient a blow job.

"Oh, my God!" shouted the lady.  "How can THAT be justified?"

"Same illness, better health plan," the doctor replied.