Three ladies all have separate boyfriends named Larry. One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the bar, one of the ladies suggests,
'Let's name our Larry’s after a soft drink, because I'm tired of getting my Larry mixed up with your Larry, and her Larry mixed up with your Larry.'

The other two ladies agree.

The first lady speaks out, 'Okay then, I'm gonna name my Larry " 7 Up" because he has 7" and it's always up!'

The three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other high fives.

Then, the second lady says, 'I'm gonna name my Larry "Mountain Dew" because he can mount and do me any day of the week.'

Again, the three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other more high fives.

The third lady then says, 'You know, those two Larrys were good, but I'm gonna name my Larry "Jack Daniels".'

The other two ladies shout in unison, "'Jack Daniels"? That's not a soft drink... that's a hard liquor!'

The third lady replies, 'That's my Larry!'