Little Danny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.  All the typical answers came up-- Fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.  Danny was being uncharistically quiet, so the teacher aske him about his father.  "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay bar, and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.  Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."  The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, took little Danny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"  "No" said Danny, "he plays for the Dallas Cowboys, but I was too embarrased to say that in front of the other kids!"