A Man and a woman who have never met before, but who are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 a.m. the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am I hate to bother you but would you be willing to reach into the closet and get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

I have a better idea " she replied, "Just for tonight, lets pretend we are married ".

"Wow, that's a great idea" he exclaimed.

"Good " she replied. "Get your own damn blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.