This man is in the habit of slipping out of bed every Saturday at 5:30 AM, while his wife continues to sleep, to head to the golf course for the first tee time of the day. One Saturday, when he steps out of the house, he finds himself in the heaviest rain shower he's ever seen. So he turns around and slides back into bed. He whispers to his wife, "Honey, you won't believe how heavily it's raining out there."
"Yeah, sweetie", she whispers back. "And can you believe my dumbass husband is playing golf in  it?"