A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra
and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She
entered an upscale department store and approached the
saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"

The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the
store and proceeded to another department store where she is
rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another
department store in the mall, she had become disgusted.
Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart.

Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw
open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?"

The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried
Clearasil?"